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Hi! My name's Z. I'm 20. I love spiders and metal. I drink too much, cuss too much, smoke too much, and I have a questionable sense of morals.
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I forgot what this was from for a moment and thought it was a gif set of Jonathan Crane weeping while he tried to microwave a pinwheel.
(Source: dragqueeneames, via rnarshmallows)
the best moment in literary history is by far the time in the odyssey when odysseus and his bros stab polyphemus the cyclops in his eye but he thinks odysseus’ name is “no one” so he thrashes about the cave screaming “NO ONE BLINDED ME!!!” and the other cyclopes are like “oh my god polyphemus SHUT UP”
If you don’t know this story or don’t think it’s funny, we can’t be friends
(via rnarshmallows)
WHY DO WE NEVER TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT FOR THE PAST 15 YEARS IN A SMALL TOWN IN ALASKA THE MAYOR HAS BEEN A CAT
mAYOR STUBBS
”He doesn’t raise our taxes - we have no sales tax. He doesn’t interfere with business,” said Lauri Stec “He’s honest.”
and he oNLY drinks water from a wine glass
A town decided that a cat would be a better mayor than people
“He’s good, probably the best we’ve had,”
(via ianballa)
wow it’s 2013 and it’s not even 2014 yet. what are our scientists doing all day
(via answerinasmile)
For as much as they tell you about Stop Drop and Roll as a kid, I really expected to be on fire more times in my life.
(via bigbardafree)
Taylor Swift has dated 14 boys in the last 4 years. If not for the sheer number of boys, this might be unremarkable. But dear reader, look closer: what is 14 divided by 4? 3 and a half. Every year, Taylor Swift dates 3 and a half boys. Where are the other halves, Taylor? It just doesn’t add up.
(Source: nightlifemingus, via hallucinojens)
Say whaaaaaaat Damian just killed Dick.
Okay this day gets from bad to worse each second.
(via bigbardafree)
| batman: | do not do the thing |
| robin: | does the thing |
