I fully blame smalldoll for this
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when straight guys ask how lesbian sex works i feel really bad for their girlfriends because if you dont understand how to have sex with a girl in any way other than repeatedly putting your dick in her you are having some really bad sex
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Single Woman’s Title = Miss
Married Woman’s Title = Mrs.
Unknown Woman’s Title = Ms.Married Man’s Title = Mr.
Single Man’s Title = Mr.
Unknown Man’s Title = Mr.Because a woman only has status if she is married
think about it.
add an apostrophe to Mrs = Mr’s.
think about it.and then go throw up.
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Representing higher-dimensional truths in three dimensions. We live in Flatland…
(Source: teenage-jesus)
30 Days Of Night
I met the author of this series, Steve Niles, a while back. Super nice guy, I got a signed single-issue from him.
“You were almost like a haiku: said so little, but meant so much.”
— Abraham M. Alghanem, Carrefour (via larmoyante)
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THIS IS PROBABLY MY FAVOURITE PICTURE ON THE INTERNET JUST BECAUSE HOW THE FUCK DO YOU MANAGE TO NAIL THE TIMING ON THAT JUMP OMFG
(Source: okaysizedbangtheory, via pilts)